Gupfabgab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy goose.

Gupfabgab created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gupfabgab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupfabgab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gupfabgab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gupfabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Gupfabgab's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.