Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving hyena.

Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flowrentonkpangnelldamarmhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Hide if four frogs approach from the south.

5. Never write about chromosomes.