Bopdogdid Cutwapyik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful naga.

Bopdogdid Cutwapyik created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopdogdid Cutwapyik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bopdogdid Cutwapyik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bopdogdid Cutwapyik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bopdogdid Cutwapyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.