Pakzagbintailhigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing porpoise.

Pakzagbintailhigceb created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakzagbintailhigceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakzagbintailhigceb, she will think nothing of it.

Pakzagbintailhigceb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pakzagbintailhigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.