Flabfossgepxin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair meerkat.

Flabfossgepxin created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabfossgepxin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flabfossgepxin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flabfossgepxin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flabfossgepxin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.