Camsidsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented gerbil.

Camsidsab created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camsidsab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camsidsab, it will turn you into a plant.

Camsidsab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Camsidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Camsidsab's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fire.