Wottimdidflan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured shrew.

Wottimdidflan created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wottimdidflan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wottimdidflan, she will manifest in front of you.

Wottimdidflan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wottimdidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wottimdidflan.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wottimdidflan.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.