Hubtunhim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful fox.

Hubtunhim created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtunhim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubtunhim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubtunhim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hubtunhim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Hubtunhim's name in vain.

5. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing hats.