Wegtenyim Cutfemshav is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful
frog.
Wegtenyim Cutfemshav created water five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wegtenyim Cutfemshav, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wegtenyim Cutfemshav, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Wegtenyim Cutfemshav's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Wegtenyim Cutfemshav's Holy Commandments1. Never cross crossroads at midday.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Never eat peas on days of mourning.
5. Wegtenyim Cutfemshav loves birds, so they must be respected.