Gilpigrip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, overgenerous grasshopper.

Gilpigrip created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilpigrip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilpigrip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gilpigrip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gilpigrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.