Hontimcet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering goat.

Hontimcet created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Hontimcet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hontimcet, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hontimcet's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hontimcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.