Ripsatfun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous rat.

Ripsatfun created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsatfun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ripsatfun, he will turn you into a snail.

Ripsatfun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ripsatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not place corn upon stone.

4. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing red stockings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your legs.