Ominjigrap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair owl.

Ominjigrap created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjigrap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ominjigrap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ominjigrap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ominjigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Ominjigrap loves badgers, so they must be respected.