Yartbenged is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Yartbenged created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Yartbenged, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yartbenged, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yartbenged's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yartbenged's Holy Commandments

1. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with mites.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never mix peas with water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.