Hivpadbam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, compassionate crane.

Hivpadbam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hivpadbam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivpadbam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivpadbam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hivpadbam's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Run away if eight sharks approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Hivpadbam.