Bus is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited goose.

Bus created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bus, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bus, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bus' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bus on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
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