Xemceddad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish mole.

Xemceddad created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemceddad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xemceddad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xemceddad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xemceddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xemceddad's name in vain.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Xemceddad loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.