Wip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty frog.

Wip created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if three ants approach from the east.
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