Tailappfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Tailappfad created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailappfad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailappfad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tailappfad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tailappfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.