Fliszintun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy weasel.

Fliszintun created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliszintun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fliszintun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fliszintun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fliszintun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help hamsters in need.