Cadgidzob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing wolf.

Cadgidzob created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgidzob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadgidzob, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cadgidzob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cadgidzob's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Cadgidzob's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.