Fadontwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane elephant.

Fadontwip created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fadontwip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadontwip, she will ignore you.

Fadontwip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fadontwip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadontwip.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Fadontwip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

5. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.