Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish dragon.

Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flapjadbus Bemyarpmif's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.