Rigxucgem is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical dingo.

Rigxucgem created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigxucgem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigxucgem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rigxucgem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rigxucgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing pink ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.