Bigfaskop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong warg.

Bigfaskop created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfaskop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigfaskop, she will destroy your home planet.

Bigfaskop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bigfaskop's Holy Commandments

1. Always store turnips above ground.

2. Never eat wheat on fasting days.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bigfaskop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.