Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous penguin.

Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Cusszimjen Gudpidkarfligyarlnarltikvil's name in vain.