Sadnartlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic capybara.

Sadnartlag created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadnartlag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadnartlag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sadnartlag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sadnartlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never feed aubergines to geese while wearing dresses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.