Vilquagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful hummingbird.

Vilquagzen created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilquagzen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilquagzen, it will turn you into a slug.

Vilquagzen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vilquagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.