Cebveentan is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, compassionate
naga.
Cebveentan created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebveentan, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cebveentan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Cebveentan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Cebveentan's Holy Commandments1. Put Cebveentan first in all things.
2. Bats are not to be trusted.
3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.
4. Never fashion tools from bone.
5. Remain standing during prayer.