Cebveentan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, compassionate naga.

Cebveentan created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebveentan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebveentan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cebveentan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cebveentan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cebveentan first in all things.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Remain standing during prayer.