Dussdabflan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident crane.

Dussdabflan created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussdabflan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dussdabflan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dussdabflan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dussdabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown gulls for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured seals.