Ranbidkop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable warg.

Ranbidkop created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbidkop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ranbidkop, it will turn you into a goat.

Ranbidkop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ranbidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always obey Ranbidkop's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never think about chromosomes.