Cudtaffod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy giraffe.

Cudtaffod created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtaffod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cudtaffod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cudtaffod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cudtaffod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. You must pray to Cudtaffod five times a day.