Ladquamomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent goat.

Ladquamomt created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladquamomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladquamomt, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ladquamomt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ladquamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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