Tettihinkopbafganlim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous weasel.

Tettihinkopbafganlim created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Tettihinkopbafganlim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettihinkopbafganlim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettihinkopbafganlim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tettihinkopbafganlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Tettihinkopbafganlim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Always look after injured shrews.