Mipgofpit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic donkey.

Mipgofpit created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgofpit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipgofpit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mipgofpit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mipgofpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.