Fosshigquat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong dryad.

Fosshigquat created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshigquat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fosshigquat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fosshigquat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fosshigquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Always obey Fosshigquat's priests.

5. Never talk about badgers.