Kapciblad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate fish.

Kapciblad created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapciblad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kapciblad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kapciblad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kapciblad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.