Disszigvag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent warg.

Disszigvag created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Disszigvag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Disszigvag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Disszigvag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Disszigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. You must love Disszigvag.

5. Do not hurt mites.