Habhunvabfosspin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless jellyfish.

Habhunvabfosspin created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Habhunvabfosspin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habhunvabfosspin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Habhunvabfosspin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Habhunvabfosspin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Habhunvabfosspin's name in vain.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Habhunvabfosspin on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.