Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy
hare
.
Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim
created the planet Earth two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim
, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim
, he will destroy your favourite star.
Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim's
most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Bogwodtip Fitdobhim Xuckgofdim's Holy Commandments
1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never think ill of sick horses.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.
5. Do not stand on grass.
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