Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mabxuckpid Cibyarbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
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