Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish duck.

Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rawnelstrag Bonkgemgigzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.