Targsugpon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent weasel.

Targsugpon created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Targsugpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targsugpon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Targsugpon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Targsugpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.