Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable cobra.

Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bitveencet Dodkoplakmapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Pray towards the east.