Panganbog is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest
toad.
Panganbog created a photon six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Panganbog, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Panganbog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Panganbog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Panganbog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about eukaryotes.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Panganbog.
5. Always pray immersed in water.