Panganbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest toad.

Panganbog created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panganbog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Panganbog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Panganbog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Panganbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Panganbog.

5. Always pray immersed in water.