Armsomkip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient goose.

Armsomkip created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armsomkip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armsomkip, it will not care at all.

Armsomkip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Armsomkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Armsomkip.