Gubdanbim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful wyrm.

Gubdanbim created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdanbim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubdanbim, he will laugh at you.

Gubdanbim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gubdanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Do not place corn upon stone.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Gubdanbim loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.