Capsinlun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful raven.

Capsinlun created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsinlun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Capsinlun, it will curse you with boils.

Capsinlun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Capsinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing pink jumpers and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about galaxies.