Queegarfnut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust weasel.

Queegarfnut created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegarfnut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegarfnut, she will send minions to preach to you.

Queegarfnut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Queegarfnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight turtles approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Queegarfnut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.