Cebapplid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty hydra.

Cebapplid created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebapplid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebapplid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebapplid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cebapplid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Cebapplid five times a day.

4. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing kilts.

5. Do not listen to music.