Libdinmit is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient
dingo.
Libdinmit created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libdinmit, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Libdinmit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Libdinmit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Libdinmit's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not eat parsnips.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Always help grasshopers.
5. Pray towards the south.