Libdinmit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient dingo.

Libdinmit created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdinmit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libdinmit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Libdinmit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Libdinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Pray towards the south.