Sandnanflag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, emotional cat.

Sandnanflag created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandnanflag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandnanflag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sandnanflag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sandnanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing blue scarves and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.