Budlikbin Fobpangyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental warg.

Budlikbin Fobpangyok created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budlikbin Fobpangyok, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budlikbin Fobpangyok, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Budlikbin Fobpangyok's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Budlikbin Fobpangyok's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budlikbin Fobpangyok.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Budlikbin Fobpangyok in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Budlikbin Fobpangyok.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at asteroids.