Dubpitlin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind dragon.

Dubpitlin created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubpitlin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dubpitlin, it will turn you into a plant.

Dubpitlin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dubpitlin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always obey Dubpitlin's priests.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.