Hinratdublog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust deer.

Hinratdublog created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinratdublog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hinratdublog, he will turn you into a plant.

Hinratdublog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hinratdublog's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Do not wear ear rings marked with white.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not prepare figs while wearing boots.