Larnyiknurvegpitwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humane wolf.

Larnyiknurvegpitwab created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyiknurvegpitwab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnyiknurvegpitwab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Larnyiknurvegpitwab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Larnyiknurvegpitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must pray to Larnyiknurvegpitwab nine times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.