Dinsidren is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless crocodile.

Dinsidren created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinsidren, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dinsidren, he will remove you from existence.

Dinsidren's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dinsidren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.