Pogcinyar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring raccoon.

Pogcinyar created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcinyar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogcinyar, it will torture you forever.

Pogcinyar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pogcinyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mix pineapples with oil.

3. Never chant near dogs.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Do not commit murder.