Ciblimbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest jackal.

Ciblimbeg created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblimbeg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ciblimbeg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciblimbeg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ciblimbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Ciblimbeg seven times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed spinach to mice while wearing black tights.