Cibsterwit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive finch.

Cibsterwit created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsterwit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibsterwit, he will turn you into a mole.

Cibsterwit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cibsterwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Never feed strawberries to rats while wearing corsets.