Gupmeghitlim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate manatee.

Gupmeghitlim created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmeghitlim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupmeghitlim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gupmeghitlim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gupmeghitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow rings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gupmeghitlim.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
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