Nelkabzedhim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, passionate human.

Nelkabzedhim created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelkabzedhim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelkabzedhim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nelkabzedhim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nelkabzedhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nelkabzedhim.

5. Never adorn your back with violet markings.