Tinfosskem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, pitiless lion.

Tinfosskem created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfosskem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinfosskem, he will not care.

Tinfosskem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tinfosskem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Always help bats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing white boots and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.