Mapcimhug is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever weasel.

Mapcimhug created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapcimhug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapcimhug, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mapcimhug's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mapcimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Run away from blue aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.