Wadkamapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud walrus.

Wadkamapp created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkamapp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadkamapp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wadkamapp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wadkamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never run near squirrels.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.