Vencabbat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent fish.

Vencabbat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vencabbat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vencabbat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vencabbat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vencabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.