Pitrakwik is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, merciful
tapir.
Pitrakwik created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pitrakwik, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Pitrakwik, she will cry a lot.
Pitrakwik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Pitrakwik's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about garlic.
2. Never think about spacetime.
3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never run near doves.