Xemcennuttnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient bird.

Xemcennuttnart created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Xemcennuttnart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xemcennuttnart, it will turn you into a rat.

Xemcennuttnart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Xemcennuttnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.