Jonnellrill is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable slug.

Jonnellrill created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonnellrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jonnellrill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jonnellrill's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jonnellrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Pray towards the north.