Gudhigdav Honzanbig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful crab.

Gudhigdav Honzanbig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gudhigdav Honzanbig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudhigdav Honzanbig, it will strike you with lightening.

Gudhigdav Honzanbig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gudhigdav Honzanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to badgers while wearing orange shoes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn three new languages a year.