Maptinstanhot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong crane.

Maptinstanhot created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Maptinstanhot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Maptinstanhot, it will turn you into a dog.

Maptinstanhot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Maptinstanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the south.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.