Garjensafzaggilyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage badger.

Garjensafzaggilyam created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garjensafzaggilyam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garjensafzaggilyam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Garjensafzaggilyam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Garjensafzaggilyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from black monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.