Yakjenaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful fairy.

Yakjenaf created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakjenaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yakjenaf, it will turn you into a dog.

Yakjenaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yakjenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not run in public.